What classic character made his first appearance in the children’s book Cecily G. and the Nine Monkeys?

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What nickname, popularized by Jack London, has been given to boxers including Jim Jeffries, Jess Willard, Gerry Cooney, and Tommy Morrison?

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What 2000 sociology bestseller claims that “word-of-mouth epidemics” are spread by three kinds of people: mavens, connectors, and salesmen?

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When it was introduced in 1990, it was called the Power Drencher. What’s it called now?

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What ’80s anthology film features the only acting performance by horror novelist Joe Hill, as Billy?

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What novel (and movie based on it) centers around a momentous decision in the lives of Jan and Eva Zawistowska?

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What television series introduced the world to an ape-like species known as the Pakuni?

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What was the McDonald’s Lettuce and Tomato sandwich called when the corporation rolled it out nationwide?

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Who released the live album Концерт — Russian for “concert” — in 1987?

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What long-running advertising campaign included commercials titled “Accident,” “Surgery,” “Viruses,” “Biohazard Suit,” “Self-Pity,” “Trainer,” and “Yoga”?

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